A wretched grimace threatens my face when I think about having seen beautiful ribboned boxes, about to be opened and promising a wonderful gift, which turn out housing the worst idea: men’s pajamas. Striped, classic, with lapels, with a pocket (to put what in it? A condom???), cuffed, with an elastic waist… whatever! They’re horrible!
Parents, grandparents, and relatives alike seem to love to offer those relics as gifts, and I so don’t want to rain on their parade, but could you please stop the “men pajama frenzy”??? They’re outdated! They could kill the passion in bed, I swear! Who wants that?
And I don’t mean to be perverted and suggest sleeping
sans-costume, but really, there should be a law requiring men to wear boxers with a T-shirt to sleep in. Not that I think that I’m the authority here, but this is a fact, verified too many times to list here (a-hem!): when the pajamas are off and in its place one sees the “boxers” (as in “underpants worn by men” not the kind that “fights with fists as a sport”), some interesting situations seem to appear, despite the lack of sleep they imply. And that’s especially due to the easier access. What access, you may ask... Off with the damn pajamas and you’ll see!
CELIO
BUCHAREST MALL
55-59 Calea Vitan
TOMIS MALL
First Floor
Constanta
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